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Saturday, January 2, 2010

Tebow goes out with best game ever!


31-35 for 482 yards and three touchdowns and another rushing! 533 total yards! 20-23 with 12 straight, and 320 yards in the first half! How will the Tebow haters explain that game, as Florida crushes Cincinnati 51-24!

It was Urban Meyer's 55th game coaching Tebow. As any biblical scholar versed in kabbalah/gematria and pseudo mysticism knows, 55 is the number of the gift, and the game was a gift to Florida fans. Tebow's eye-black?  Ephesians 2:8-10, which touted the eternal gift.

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.

That must make the Tebow-haters cringe even more!  The best performance ever in a BCS game and it was done by a bible believing, eye-black wearing, quarterback, who was auditioning for the NFL at the expense of the Bearcats!

So for all you Tebow haters out there, I just have two words for you.

"God bless!"

2 comments :

Anonymous said...

Hey when it really counted (game against Alabama) he couldn't do it :P Then again I'm just a bitter Trojans fan!

Palmoni said...

They needed the Capra moment instead!

But three 13-1 seasons?

That ain't bad!