Thursday, November 20, 2014

ESPN reporter mocks FSU shooting blaming it on Jameis

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Whatever--Another pathetic loser ESPN reporter--from Crimsom Tide country no less!

Friday, November 14, 2014

US Mint to resume allocated Silver Eagle sales on Monday

The markup is $2 over spot, plus whatever the dealer wants to charge you. In other words, it will be the last time you will get physical silver Eagles under $19.

This sell-off, like everything else on Wall Street, is just another paper sale farce.

When Apple, (now $800) was under $400, you heard the same nonsense--You hear it in Twitter under $40, you heard it two months ago when Whole Foods was $38.

And yesterday, you saw the folly of Wall Street, whereby P&G sold Duracell to Warren Buffett--as cash flow boring business, that the nitwits on Wall Street don't want.

As for me, I'm buying some physical silver , as I have been advertising with spot around $16.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Pelosi: I'm not an Old Bag

Since Pelosi can't pull out the race card, she pulled out the age card, as this out of touch House Minority Speaker said-

 "I don’t understand why that question should even come up. I’m here as long as my members want me to be here, as long as there’s a reason to be here. I’m not here on a schedule, or anything except a a mission to get a job done. … It just is interesting, as a woman to see how many times that question is asked of a woman, and how many times that question is never asked of Mitch McConnell."

 Jeez. Excuses for everything!

World's Tallest vs. World's Shortest Man

The FBI's blackmail letter to Martin Luther King Jr.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Twitter: Still one of the World's greatest platforms.

So here's TWTR's mission statement:

“Reach the largest daily audience in the world by connecting everyone to their world via our information sharing and distribution platform products and be one of the top revenue generating Internet companies in the world.”

How about "Connecting Your World"

Today the stock was under $40, before reversing up.

Wall Street is fed up with the stock, but who cares what Wall Street thinks. I bought more shares at 40.52.

Warren Buffett once said something like this, "Buy a Company that an idiot can run, because eventually someone will."  (Heck look at the United States--how it is doing with BO as CEO?)

And that's TWTR today.

Because even an idiot, and Wall Street won't be able to keep this stock down!

Chelsea Handler's response to Kim Kardashian's latest bare butt shot

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

EKSO--The Kick in Google's Robots

From today's NY Post:

However what the article doesn't tell you is that EKSO, (1.79--down from 8) sold the hardware to Boston Dynamics.

Meet Google’s karate-kicking robot called ‘Ian’

Now this is Iron Man.
A new video shows “Ian,” a 330 pound, 6 foot 2 inch tall, karate-kicking robot created by Google-owned Boston Dynamics.
The hydraulic-powered Atlas model — built from aluminum, steel and titanium — demonstrates its impressive (at least, for a robot) agility and balance.
In the video, the robot is perched on a stack of cement blocks where it recreates the famous “crane stance” from the classic teen flick, “The Karate Kid.”
Ian can also carry a fire hose and drive a car, thanks to software written by the Florida Institute for Human and Machine Interaction, according to The Daily Mail.
Google, in its ongoing mission to push the technology envelope, has acquired several smaller firms that specialize in robotics, including Boston Dynamics.

Sunday, November 9, 2014

The Only Bubble Go-Pro is in is This!!

Sorry Citron Research; sorry buried shorts--Find another name to tell your tales!

Utah's Kaelin Clay--Whoops!

Announcers are as flabbergasted as Clay! Hah!

He's Alive!

So Macaulay Caulkin isn't dead. But that wasn't the story on the Internet last night!  Especially for those, that have a Wall Street background and try and profit from the news!

But I digress....

So yesterday, I returned my daughter's Halloween costume to Vintage Diversity.  I thought she would look cool as a 60's chick; but she instead dressed up as Arianna Grande. So what do I know, I'm 54, and my 12 year old knows cool.

But eventually, she begrudgingly posed for a couple pictures.

As I said, what do I know.

But while I was at Vintage Diversity, I saw a red velvet smoking jacket. I immediately thought of DeNiro in Casino.

So I had to have it.

That night, we were going out to eat with friends at Frank and Dino's, a real old school Italian place. My only concern about wearing the jacket was, that at the end of the night, looking so DeNiroish the waiter may slip the check in front of me; after all it would be fair, as Chris and Raemali had picked up the check the last couple of times!

But right before I'm leaving to go out I see the news that Macaulay Caulkin had died on the "MSNBC" website.

So dinner would have to wait a few minutes!

 I furiously started buying cheap MaCauley Caulkin items on ebay. No auctions--I only bought the "buy it now" items.  I went through my PayPal account, and then, each new item was charged onto my credit card hooked up to PayPal.  Even my bank thought I was crazy, as they sent a "fraud alert" text to me, that I had to confirm with a text back that I was actually buying these items!

So after purchasing 36 buy it now items--I then got two emails accepting my two best offers on two other items. Then I thought why in the heck are these people selling me these items--don't they realize he's dead?

So I checked the news again. And then I see that this was just another Internet "death hoax" story.

I felt like a HFT algorithm that went haywire in the stock market!

So that night, we had a lot of laughs. No one let me forget that I tried to "corner the market" on Macaulay Caulkin items on ebay, as though I was a Hunt brother.

Now after a few drinks, I went in to use the restroom, and there I saw the light shining on my jacket. It wasn't so DeNiroish after all.

When I sat down, Chris said, that he would of loved to see my face after I found out that this was just another Internet hoax.

I said that it probably looked like this, as I saw how I looked in this velvet satin cuffed jacket!

I guess the moral of the story is, there's only one person whose death you can profit from!

And to quote Dolly Parton, "As Momma would say, I hope you get a blessin out of it!"

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Election is over, and oil is up $3!

What did you expect?

But this time, we have a pipeline explosion in Saudi Arabia; helped along by ISIS, or Putin, or whatever "they" will say...

But does it matter? Oil is going higher, it ain't going to 70 as the bond god wants you to believe!

What happened to Obama?

How did he lose his mojo so badly? Look at him in January of last year, and then yesterday.
Didn't he see any of this coming?

And now, after the election the question is, "What happens to him now?"

When is he going to have his Frank Reich moment?  Because now he looks like Bills fans after Bubba McDowell's pick 6 in 93.

Obama is now down so low, that if he was a stock, he would be on the pink sheets!

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Vote for Carl Domino in Florida District 18!

Carl Domino (R) is running for Congress in Florida District 18 against (D) Patrick Murphy. Murphy has the support of  $6 million of campaign donations, and voted with Pelosi 84% of the time.

Carl is a man of principle, and is one of the greatest and most honorable person you can meet. The below video tells his story.

He's a Florida State graduate, Harvard MBA, and just recently at 67, he got his law degree at Nova South Eastern University and passed the bar.

He was a former State Rep for Florida, and runs his own business.

Here is the link with his debate with Patrick Murphy on WPTV.

And on March 9, 2014 at Temple Beth El in Boca Raton, Patrick Murphy said this

" I support J Street's goals and values...I support a shared Jerusalem as the capital city of both Palestine and Israel. The occupation of Palestinian lands by Israel has to be ended. The oppression against the Palestinian people by Israel must end with the creation of a free and independent Palestine. I stand as a proud member of J Street and its goals."

J Street, after his Father, is the largest contributor to Patrick Murphy's campaign.  Murphy is no friend of Israel. So let's hope Carl Domino in Florida District 18 can pull off a big upset today!

Jury takes 75 minutes to find UBS banker, Raoul Weil NOT GUILTY!

So what did the Feds charge Weil with?

They charged Weil with helping 20,000 clients to hide $20 billion from the IRS, and they wanted to lock him up for 5 years.

He was indicted in 2008, fired from UBS in 2009, and lost his company in 2013 after being arrested and being held in Broward's hell hole jail.  Now Hollywood will finance his movie deal, because he kept his mouth shut, of which a banker is supposed to do!

Weil's parent company, UBS paid a $780 million fine for money laundering, and the US Government wanted to place the blame on Mr. Weil.

In closing arguments, Weil's attorney said, " This man's life is ruined.  Let's not assassinate him further. Our Government has done that enough."

So the jury took 75 minutes to tell the IRS to go home.

And the jury took 75 minutes to tell Obama's Department of Justice to go home.

And 75 minutes later, he is a free man--and he can go home!.

Well its time for me to go and vote!

And throw some people out.

It's your turn to have your own jury trial at the ballot box!

Monday, November 3, 2014

What's Santa bringing this year?

In tech it's simple.  GoPro and Apple.

GoPro HERO3: White Edition Action Camcorder

4.0 stars
145 reviewsratings
By: GoPro
Walmart #: 552540692
GoPro HERO3: White Edition Action Camcorder

Out of stock
The GoPro Hero in white is always out of stock in Walmart.  

And the iPhone 6+--you have to wait for it between 28-35 days.

I know, Camera-on-a-stick and Fanboys, blah , blah, blah, which is really all the shorts can muster for a game plan.

As AAPL and GPRO keep crushing the bears!

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Ole Miss and their Fantasy Season ends today against Auburn

Vegas has the Rebels favored by +1.5; look for Auburn to win by 14!

And then, Monday the fawning press will ask Tim Cook to yell "War Eagle."

But take Auburn today. Easiest money on the board!

Or not!

Friday, October 31, 2014

A Parent's Trick or Treat--Your children grow up so fast!!

Government Scientist Deathbed Confession gives Fodder to Conspiracy Theorists

Hi Ho Silver!!

Buy some physical silver here at $16!!

It's on sales!!!!

Market at new highs? Where's Jeffrey "bond God" Gundlach now?

Another useless prediction by Wall Street. Telling you, on October 14, 2014 that at S&P 500 1850, and Russell at 1050 that stocks had hit their "highs" for the year!

17 days later, and you have had 10% moves BOTH in the S&P and Russell.

Jeffrey, as you should recall, when he left TCW, had the below collection in his work office.

And now you know why he's so revered in Wall Street. Because he was able to bring his porn to work!

Asian Office Sluts
Weapons of Ass Destruction
Buckets of Cum
Big Butt Backdoor Babes 3
Ass Traffic Volume 2
Evil Anal 8
Gang Bang My Face
Sloppy Hoes
Squirt In My Gape
Swallow My Pride 2
The Art of Female Ejaculation
The Bondage Nookie Court
A Trip Down Mammary Lane
Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes
Dr. Fellatio 16

Sexual Devices:
black restraining device
brown rubber penis, 6 inches
cardboard with pink and black straps for restraining
chrome penis, 6 inches, in red velvet bag
glass penis, 8 inches, in black velvet bag
glass penis, 7.5 inches, blue velvet bag with tag ‘phallic’
KY washing liquid with purple rubbing device
Sexy Slave Kit For Amazing Sex
pink and black strap restraining device
rubber penis-shaped sexual device
baggie containing green “brown leafy substance”
bag labeled “medical use only”
bag labeled “90210 kush”

But in fairness to Mr. Gundlach--he did pay his own rent!

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Elderly man, shows his devotion to his "soulmate" wife 5 years after she had passed.

He still eats his lunch with her everyday!

Orange County, California stokes infection fears

So the Giants win the World Series, and here's the paper for today. LOL! Same as Impacto in NY!

Wall Street's "fake" worry over Facebook

Every year it is the same old story.  And every year, Wall Street attempts the con.  Get the sheep to sell, rinse, then rise, and then repeat.

Let's go back when Facebook was a $15 billion market cap in 2008.  Remember that? When MSFT purchase of 1.6% was "the worst venture capital deal  of all time?"

So take the Mad approach--"What me Worry?" when Wall Street tells you to sell!

Did Microsoft Overpay for Its Facebook Stake?

This week’s chatter that Microsoft may have approached Facebook to discuss a possible takeover has created quite a buzz. But maybe Microsoft should be inquiring about getting a partial rebate on its $240 million investment instead.

Microsoft’s October purchase of a 1.6 percent Facebook stake implicitly valued the social-networking Web site at $15 billion. Even at the time, some people questioned such an eye-popping valuation. But as the months have passed, the number is looking even more bubbly. And not just to us: Several Web sites this week have questioned the value implied by Microsoft’s Facebook deal. On Friday, PEHub’s Dan Primack suggested it might be “one of the worst venture capital deals of all time.” 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Sage Kelly's Divorce Complaint--"Wife swapping for business deals"

Sage Kelly was hit with the following from his wife.

16... gives the defendants "Drug Cohorts"
23...Molly in snort bottles
24..."Mushroom Day" devoted to shrooms
28...Kelly would crap and piss over the floor
32..."Plaintiff's ingestion of cocaine became an indispensible prerequisite to defendant's willingness and interest to have sexual relations with her"
40...hidden cameras recorded coke snorting

(Clay one of Sage's alleged "drug cohorts")

and then there is this  alleged "wife swap for business" with Marc Beer;  CEO of Seattle Genetics.