Friday, October 31, 2014

A Parent's Trick or Treat--Your children grow up so fast!!

Government Scientist Deathbed Confession gives Fodder to Conspiracy Theorists

Hi Ho Silver!!

Buy some physical silver here at $16!!

It's on sales!!!!

Market at new highs? Where's Jeffrey "bond God" Gundlach now?

Another useless prediction by Wall Street. Telling you, on October 14, 2014 that at S&P 500 1850, and Russell at 1050 that stocks had hit their "highs" for the year!

17 days later, and you have had 10% moves BOTH in the S&P and Russell.

Jeffrey, as you should recall, when he left TCW, had the below collection in his work office.

And now you know why he's so revered in Wall Street. Because he was able to bring his porn to work!

Asian Office Sluts
Weapons of Ass Destruction
Buckets of Cum
Big Butt Backdoor Babes 3
Ass Traffic Volume 2
Evil Anal 8
Gang Bang My Face
Sloppy Hoes
Squirt In My Gape
Swallow My Pride 2
The Art of Female Ejaculation
The Bondage Nookie Court
A Trip Down Mammary Lane
Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes
Dr. Fellatio 16

Sexual Devices:
black restraining device
brown rubber penis, 6 inches
cardboard with pink and black straps for restraining
chrome penis, 6 inches, in red velvet bag
glass penis, 8 inches, in black velvet bag
glass penis, 7.5 inches, blue velvet bag with tag ‘phallic’
KY washing liquid with purple rubbing device
Sexy Slave Kit For Amazing Sex
pink and black strap restraining device
rubber penis-shaped sexual device
baggie containing green “brown leafy substance”
bag labeled “medical use only”
bag labeled “90210 kush”

But in fairness to Mr. Gundlach--he did pay his own rent!

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Elderly man, shows his devotion to his "soulmate" wife 5 years after she had passed.

He still eats his lunch with her everyday!

Orange County, California stokes infection fears

So the Giants win the World Series, and here's the paper for today. LOL! Same as Impacto in NY!

Wall Street's "fake" worry over Facebook

Every year it is the same old story.  And every year, Wall Street attempts the con.  Get the sheep to sell, rinse, then rise, and then repeat.

Let's go back when Facebook was a $15 billion market cap in 2008.  Remember that? When MSFT purchase of 1.6% was "the worst venture capital deal  of all time?"

So take the Mad approach--"What me Worry?" when Wall Street tells you to sell!

Did Microsoft Overpay for Its Facebook Stake?

This week’s chatter that Microsoft may have approached Facebook to discuss a possible takeover has created quite a buzz. But maybe Microsoft should be inquiring about getting a partial rebate on its $240 million investment instead.

Microsoft’s October purchase of a 1.6 percent Facebook stake implicitly valued the social-networking Web site at $15 billion. Even at the time, some people questioned such an eye-popping valuation. But as the months have passed, the number is looking even more bubbly. And not just to us: Several Web sites this week have questioned the value implied by Microsoft’s Facebook deal. On Friday, PEHub’s Dan Primack suggested it might be “one of the worst venture capital deals of all time.” 

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Sage Kelly's Divorce Complaint--"Wife swapping for business deals"

Sage Kelly was hit with the following from his wife.

16... gives the defendants "Drug Cohorts"
23...Molly in snort bottles
24..."Mushroom Day" devoted to shrooms
28...Kelly would crap and piss over the floor
32..."Plaintiff's ingestion of cocaine became an indispensible prerequisite to defendant's willingness and interest to have sexual relations with her"
40...hidden cameras recorded coke snorting

(Clay one of Sage's alleged "drug cohorts")

and then there is this  alleged "wife swap for business" with Marc Beer;  CEO of Seattle Genetics.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Dennis Gartman has gone crazy

Saying oil could go to $10, and a new energy source will upend oil??

Because yesterday oil on the chart dipped below $80?


Sorry but he has just lost it.

Oil has seen the lows for the year!

Get long Big Oil!

Wall Street's chickens downgrade TWTR

Even though TWTR hit its lows for the rest of the year today!!

Monday, October 27, 2014

Twitter beats estimates; stock gets hit

So who would sell TWTR after earnings? Only Wall Street, since they are afraid of their own shadow!  And once again, when Wall Street gets silly, it allows you to bank coin!

Wall Street wants it to rain, but all they get is tears!

$361 million in revenue, a penny for earnings, 284 MAU.

4th quarter $450 million projection.

Stock under $44; needs to be bought here NOW with both hands!!!

(On the conference call, TWTR will talk about a large logged out audience)

Friday, October 24, 2014

Nina Pham in the White House

Free of Ebola virus, and despite her quarantine "ending" November 1, she's at the White House.

Which means the Wall Street scare mongers, who sold on Ebola, were once again, like all the bears since March of 2009--Losers!

Map of Ebola in New York

Where Dr. Spencer, New York's latest Ebola patient went the last couple of days.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

CAT got Chanos' tongue?

Jim Chanos has been trumpeting his short on Caterpillar for a year. Blah blah blah. And for more than a year, we have been hearing that mining is in a slowdown, blah, blah, blah; and that China is in  a slowdown, blah, blah, blah, and that CAT will make just $3.50 a year, blah, blah, blah, and that North America is just 15% of CAT's business, blah, blah, blah.

Now Chanos (yes I know it rhymes with Uranus) is founder of Kynikos Associates. And he chose the name because kynikos as it is the Greek term for cynic.

Today CAT reported blowout earnings. The stock was up 5 to 100.  A cynical sort, could say that Chanos was missing his gnosis on CAT!

Meanwhile,  CAT, bought back $4.5 billion in stock, and indicated that they would earn $6 this year, over 70% above Mr. Cynic's estimates!

And the stock goes higher!

While Chanos' short P&L goes lower!

Wall Street's Joke Parade Continues

It was just 9 (Nine) yes--just 9 days ago, that so called Bond God Jeffrey Gundlach said that stocks have hit their highs of the year.

Oh really? Once again, boastfulness disguised as brilliance. Where else, but on Wall Street, do you get called "a god" for that prediction?

Meanwhile, just 7 (Seven) yes--just 7 days ago, Wall Street Manna says "Buy em!"

Bond God? Really? Mr. Doubleline, is just doublespeak!

But why bring up this nonsense??

Because Gundlach just came out and said that "Oil will tumble to $70!"

Oil will tumble to $70 says new 'bond king'

Jeffrey Gundlach 2

That's just stupid!

Oil has already corrected--Gas isn't getting any cheaper.

He was wrong on stocks and he'll be wrong on crude.

We just got crude election weakness!

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Twitter reports on Monday October 27th

Twitter came out with a new gimmick to show where NFL fans live.  But really, what this does is to show marketers and advertisers that Twitter has data that they can sell!!

But speaking of the NFL, did anybody see that Roger Goodell has to testify on the Ray Rice elevator show on November 5 and 6?

ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun huh?

At least the judge allows that after the election, so the pundits have something to talk about!

Last earnings, the stock gapped up 8 to 51, and then eventually sold off to 43 before rallying to 55; and then selling off to 46 last week--bouncing six points to 52 and now back to 49.

The stock should trade to 55 after earnings--And the call options are so rich--so why would the stock go down from here?

Heck call Carl Ichan--He'll tell you its a "no-brainer!"

Think about it--ISIS or ISIL or whatever you want to call them--supposedly gave death threats to the Twits who run Twitter because they were removing their tweets.  And of course, the San Fransico drama boys at Twitter made much ado about nothing.  ISIS can't even cross the border into Texas--So what makes someone think they can get to San Francisco.  Are they going swimming?

And doesn't anybody think tthat ISIS reads theBrigade? You had over 90 pictures  hot chicks dispersed with bombs dropping on ISIS and not a peep from ISIS.  So they are going to San Fransico! Yeah--right!

Anyway, the link below will give you some real high resolution pics of some ISIS bombings and broads.

bombing isis air 920 9 U.S. giving ISIS the business…and a few high res hot chicks (91 HQ Photos)

bombing isis air 920 66 U.S. giving ISIS the business…and a few high res hot chicks (91 HQ Photos)

Well you get the idea. OK--let's be honest. Twitter, is such a great platform, that even the Twitter twits that run it--can't destroy it! Heck, even Wall Street tried to get in on that game and pretend that they were going destroy it when the stock was down to 30.

So why would you sell it here?

But you need a reason to buy beside football season? Well how about the larger iPhone?

I hated using Apple's dinky screen, but I didn't want to switch phones. But I just recieved this email.

Great news, your iPhone is on the way. Please review this email for important information to set up your phone quickly and easily.

So I'm getting the larger screen now.

Doesn't anybody think that the larger iPhones will will cause Twitter users to tweet more?

Or is that just too obvious for Wall Street's twits!

Latest White House Fence Jumper is an Ex- Obama Supporter

Besides being disgusted with Obama, as Dominic Adesanya's Instagram account shows, he can alo run fast---- 11.5 100 meters, 23.5 200 meters, and he can kick a K9 dog pretty well also.  And now he'll get another 25,000 views, and the support of Fox news--lol!

Monday, October 20, 2014

Apple on deck for earnings--Stock should trade up to 107.

Forget Wall Street. AAPL is supply-constrained--The stock is going higher.  Buy it before they report!

Heck, I gave you the bottom in the pre-market in IBM this morning; now you get free manna this afternoon with AAPL!

Pick up IBM at $165.50 on the route this morning

Buy Big Blue when its RED!

Last year, IBM spent $14 billion on buybacks, including $6 billion in Q4 alone. In 2013 IBM increased their debt by $6 billion, and cup capex by $500 million.

This morning, IBM announced punk earnings, and they sold their $500 million losing per year microelectronics business, PAYING them $1.5 billion to take it off their hands.

So the market is punishing IBM's creative financing, non-growth, by knocking the stock down $15 dollars to 167.

IBM has just another $1.5 billion left on their stock buyback--IBM now has 990 million shares outstanding--less than 20 years ago, they had $2.5 BILLION shares.  That means at the next Board meeting, IBM will announce another $10 billion plus buyback blah blah blah

So the creeping LBO of IBM continues..That being said, you can buy the stock here at 165.50.

Because the market needs to take a stand on all the creative financing by corporate America, because Lord knows its easier to buy back stock than actually grow sales! Because that's Wall Street's version of "smart.' Financial engineering!

Sunday, October 19, 2014

How's BO doing?

Doesn't even need commenting!!

Jimbo to Jameis postgame "Don't get cranked up here!"

"How about that!!!!"

Who knew that the 'Noles were the Kardiac Kids? And check out Jimbo and Jameis after the game. As Jameis says--"We always rise!"

What a great game!  And once ESPN's "Blame it on Jameis" campaign is really getting lame--Once again FSU played their hearts out--and there are some folks who can't stand a team of destiny--Especially going on two years straight! WOW!!!!

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Noles to crush Irish tonight!

Blame it on Jameis!! Noles to win by 5 touchdowns!!!  Just like Wednesday we had the hand wringers in the stock market, we have the hand wringers on ESPN.  And today, the real players in college football stepped up. Alabama crushed A&M 59-0, and West Virgina whipped pretender #4 Baylor 41-27.

The Irish will get chopped up tonight, as they are over-rated and since the opening game of this season (above) the Noles haven't played a complete game! Tonight that changes!

Friday, October 17, 2014

The latest Christmas Tree for Paris? Really?

The latest gift to Paris from artist Paul McCarthy has the French claiming this isn't an Evergreen fir but a posterior sex toy..

What's the over/under on how many days, this "inflatable" tree stays up?

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Buy em!!!! The Hand-wringer's are wrong!

All the hand wringing, all the worry, all the consternation--Oh My! The sky is falling--or so says Wall Street. It's 2008 all over again--or so says Wall Street. It's Ebola--Or so says Wall Street.  The real reason Ebola is so fearful is that it sounds like Obama!

So get busy, and start buying. Oil under 80 is a tax cut--The 10 year under 2% means I can refinance--and so can everybody else.

The S&P 500 is making a standing at 1830; the Russell ain't going lower either--It already made its stand at 1050!

The bull is back--Today!!!

Bears v Bulls by DC artist Matt Sesow!!