Sunday, December 6, 2009

Tiger on SNL

And in real life we have this from Tiger's latest lady:

"He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex," she told the News of the World. "He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on."

Lawton said the world's richest athlete had an insatiable appetite for getting it on.

"He has a very strong sex drive and knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of 10, I would give him 12," she said.

"If it was early in the morning and Tiger was going away for a tournament, he would call me up for quick, urgent sex, and I was happy to oblige."

...One of the last times the two hooked up was a quickie in a church parking lot.

"Tiger wanted to have sex on the back seat, but it wasn't comfortable," Lawton said. "But he was desperate and insisted that we do it up against the side of the car."

And as for Jamiee Grubbs? Her bikini tells the story!


Anonymous said...

Best skit in years. I suspected for years Woods had groupie women but he kept it quiet somehow. Its got to be hard in the spotlight with women who literally throw themselves at you. Hard to not take the bait.

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