Man accused of shagging squid

This time, Goldman wasn't doing the screwing? Maybe all the investigations by the European banking regulators into who bought CDS' and shorted euros kept Goldman at bay!

AT Swansea Magistrates Court, Andrew Charles Dymond, 46, is answering the charged with possessing an “extreme pornographic” image of someone having sex with what appears to be a squid. A dead one. (Does that make it better or worse?) And let us precise, the image is of a human…

“…performing an act of intercourse with a dead animal, namely an octopus/squid, which was grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character”.