Time for the shorts to watch E-Trade ads

All these crybabies who missed this rally--fighting it tooth and nail...Maybe they need to watch E-Trade ads until they see how pathetic they have become.

Unless they don't mind missing the biggest rally they'll ever see in the stock market in their lifetime!

The party is going on, quite well, without them.

And we can thank them, for all the free booze and party favors thrown in on their backs!

Wait--we got a new dancer at the stripper pole--and it almost looks like "Dollar Dominatrix!"

Wait---Is that Meredith Whitney? In her new gig?

Or just someone who looks like her!!