The cave billionaires! Watch out for the botttle service girls!

Here is Zsilt and Geza Peladi, who lived in a cave outside of Budapest. They sold scrap on the street for pennies, and last I heard, they never got any bottle service!

Now life will soon be different, as they are going to receive billions each!

Homeless charity workers were contacted by lawyers of the estate, who contacted the "cavemen."

But the bottle service women better get ready! After all, things will be slower now that Tiger is in intense "marriage counseling." (Which just means the cash is a lot, and it comes quicker if you stay!)

After hearing they were going to inherit a few billion each Geza said, "If all of this works out, it will certainly make up for the life we have had until now . . . No women would look at us living in a cave," Geza said  "But with money, maybe we can find a partner -- and finally have a normal life."

I got news for you. The answer ain't maybe! They'll soon get some Vodka from the neighbors in Poland, and then the ultimate bottle service!!!!!.....

Without even having to talk about golf!