Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Tabloid heaven: Jesus dumps Madonna and Beyonce's new gig

Phone cards!

Now you know why Beyonce lightened her hair!

And now Jesus dumped Madonna!

Chicago Sun-Times
While it's true that Madonna and Jesus Luz, her boytoy of the past year, have gone their separate ways -- it not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split. Apparently, the 23-year-old Brazilian realized their age difference (she's 51) and overall lack of mutual interests nixed a long-term relationship.

Madonna dumped by Jesus? Who woulda thunk it?

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