Tiger's defense: He was just sleep-driving on Ambien!

Remember when Patrick Kennedy smashed his Ford Mustang  in a barrier by Capital Hill? He was supposedly sleep-driving on Ambien, which is one of its side effects.

Now remember this email about Tiger needing an ambien, when he dreamt that Rachel was being tag teamed by Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz?

"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament," he allegedly wrote. "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f - - -ed by Derek and David. Some part of me thinks you would like that. But now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but mind awake. Need an Ambien."

And what did the witness, Tiger's neighbor, Jarius Adams say about Tiger, when he found him at the scene of the crash? He said he was snoring!  "He was snoring. He was actually snoring." So says the tapes released by the FHP.

So that's the blue pill that got Tiger in trouble.

Because he didn't need this!