Job opening for a Lingerie Football League Coach

Any hedge fund managers looking for a side job? Or anyone unemployed looking to coach? Always trying to help out the economy, so here's the link:

Overview

We are looking to Hire a Head Coach for the Nashville Lingerie Football Team.

Responsibilities

To coach and manage team. Travel and attend all games. Report to Team Manager, Tryout Players, and attend social functions as needed.

Experience

Must have in depth experience in football whether by coaching or professional play.

Very interested in Ex- NFL Players or Retired NFL Players.

Skills

Possess the skills necessary to coach a professional sports team.

Education

A Business Management Degree a plus

Compensation

Discussed at interview

After all, we need workers, or else you'll continue to see charts like this---company tax witholdings are down to $100 billion from $274 billion, and individual withholdings are $1.31 trillion, down from $1.42 trillion.

For the good of the country, would someone take that job?