Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Sears has a new safe---Dirty Drawers!!!

For just $12.99, you can get the dirty underwear safe at Sears!!

The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).


whydibuy said...


For the truly uncreative of our society.

I mean, theres only 100's of places to secret money and valuables in a home.
But, no, creatively impaired need to buy some party prank undies. The name brand can containers to hide stuff in and phony hollow rocks are so passe.

Anonymous said...

What if the robber barron wants to smell it?

Also, some like it vintage!

Anonymous said...

Almost like hiding bad loans in a banks books, or hiding prop trading front running in GS books

Anonymous said...

seems like bulls had brown panties today, it is because bears opened a new fresh one... poor bulls went home crying and limping

Anonymous said...

Are we crashing again? Damn this is hopeless. I quit.

Anonymous said...

Palmoni how does it feel? Not so good, right? Yesterday things were so upbit for you, you even replied to couple of posters. But today you are screwed man. Correction is not over.

Anonymous said...

i dont think the bulls ran away, there wasnt the big volume that i would expect for that. rather it seems that people werent selling out. i think bulls are just looking for lower entry points. but of course im like a lot of posters here, i just reply to other blogs. I dont have the nuts/knowledge/time to have my own.

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