Why doesn't Bernanke fess up?

Why is it that Tiger needs to fess up about dinging a fire hydrant and banging a tree, but the Federal Reserve doesn't have to tell anyone about what it's doing behind closed doors?

Larry Kudlow said the Federal Reserve was the "Tiger Woods of monetary policy. They never want to fess up."

If Tiger Woods is the most famous and best loved athlete in the world right now, and you want him to come clean, why then, don't we apply that same "outrage" to the Fed?

Why isn't Bernanke on TMZ? Or why isn't Geithner? Why do these clowns get to give us the finger?

I guess you just have to dumb the arguement down. Here it is.

Money, is these bankers p*ssy!