Tiger Woods voicemail message ----Ouch!

"I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off my phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail . . . You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye,"

Supposedly, the National Enquirer had the goods on Tiger a couple of years ago with some grainy photos of him with some stray trim, so Tiger did the cover of the Men's Fitness magazine as a payback--a magazine also owned by the same publishing company--to kill the story of the affair. (In case you didn't get the humor of Obama being on  the cover of Golf Digest with Tiger!)

Since the National Enquirer is spilling all this news, I guess it's time for me to spill some on them. Remember the story how this picture of Elvis Presley was shredded in 2001 because an anthrax laced letter was sent to the National Enquirer? Thus their headquarters in South Florida had to be raised--then decontaminated and supposedly nothing could be taken out of the building.

Bob Stevens, the photo editor that opened the anthrax letter, died from the spores. So did the Elvis picture. But that's how a good con works. You destroy the most famous picture, because if that one is destroyed, then so must everything else. However, "Magically" some items left that graced those hallways. And if you worked there, you know what I'm talking about.

But I don't kiss and tell. Especially if you bought them!

But speaking of Tiger and his sponsorships---at least TMZ is giving NIKE some free advertising.