Wall Street Manna

An irreverent look at Wall Street

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Tiger's statement

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.
The 911 call is right here.

End of story!!!!!!

Because Rachel Uchitel just took off to an unknown designation. And look at the smile on her face  at the airport.

That's a smile that only money can buy!


At November 29, 2009 at 3:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moral of the story:
Even nordic supermodel cannot satisfy a mans hunger. No wonder God made beer!

At November 29, 2009 at 4:50 PM , Anonymous khalid said...


At November 29, 2009 at 4:58 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

So all it took was money to keep her quiet and Elin is willing to forgive?

At November 29, 2009 at 7:16 PM , Blogger Palmoni said...

Gloria Allred is probably the attorney that is brokering the deal--just another meal ticket babe


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