Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Dandelion tea bags for the bears?
I thought I would help readers with the stage of denial that the bears are currently under, with a simple stool chart, that will go with my piece this morning on the bears stools with the legs falling off!
It's even more appropriate today, since a black bear was sighted in Weston, South Florida. Unlike Wall Street, they couldn't find the bear. But he left tracks!
And like the Wall Street bears, their stool is quite similiar. It's full of nuts, and hard to pass. And as you can see from the chart above, the bears, in their public proclamations are still at Type 1; the stage of constipation! They're still full of themselves!
However, a "channel check" of the toilets around Wall Street, shows a markedly different chart pattern.
Behind closed doors, the bowls are splattered.
That would indicate that the bears, are really sh*tting their pants, while spraying the bowl.
And that would make some sense. After all, at stage 6, stool is characterized by "fluffy" pieces. Isn't that the latest research from the bears?
Look at Nouriel Roubini's writings. How well was his latest work held together?
Roubini thought he was clever, intoning, while the world sees "green shoots" he sees "yellow weeds!"
How appropriate. The most common yellow weed is a dandelion, the traditional medication for constipation!
Instead of throwing tea bags over the White House fence, maybe somebody better send some dandelion tea bags to Wall Street!
Let's have a Wall Street tea party with David Rosenberg, Meredith Whitney and Nouriel Roubini as the invited guests!
Served on fine China!
Posted by Palmoni at 10:33 PM