Breasts get weighed with vegetables, and Jersey woman gets refunded

Here's a story for those who have accused me of being too sophomoric....

THE Jersey woman overcharged for inadvertently adding the weight of her breasts to her bags of fruit and vegetables has been refunded the £5 surcharge.

Jim Hopley, chief executive of Channel Islands Co-operative, sys it was not the woman’s breasts that were too pert but the shop assistant’s seat that was too low.

Says he:

“At the end of the day I decided that I’m the most politically correct individual in the business, some of my girls in the office might laugh at that, but it is true so I decided to handle the matter myself