Friday, February 6, 2009

The "Royal Flush" bank plan

It's not enough money!

The other day, I went to the casino with my brother, and when I was getting ready to leave, I had to find my brother, who was playing video poker in the corner of the casino. He was playing a few hands on the video poker, which was a 50 hand play. I asked him, why he was playing so few, and he said, because you have to bet the max to get paid.

I said, "No you don't, just play the hands!" (Obviously, I didn't know video poker odds!) So I looked in my wallet, and between a hundred and a buck, I chose the dollar. I put in the buck, and drew 10 hands. I drew a royal flush, so all these cards were automatically held, and I had ten royal flushes.

So I only got paid 250 credits a hand, instead of 8,000, and I only had 10 hands, instead of 50. So I picked up 2,500 dimes instead of 400,000. It must have been the least paid, drawn Royal Flush in the history of the casinos!

It's the same with Geithner's plan. You can't fix the banks, because they aren't using enough money!

But at least, it's a good story!

And if anything is worth doing, do it to the max!

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If everyone in the family could turn a buck into 250 like you do...

Peeler

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