Thursday, February 3, 2011

Wall Street bears have a new job!

Booyahhh baby!!!

Heh--all you bears--that see black swans behind every rock, and always warn of us an impending disaster and Apocalypse that just never happens--Maybe you folks, instead of trying to report on the stock market, can take over tabloid journalism.

But instead of seeing black swans, you'll see baby bumps!!! Because how many times has it been reported that Kim is pregnant?

But that's research from bears you.

They forgot that Kim has other talents!!!

Booyaahhh Baby!!!

The bears deep throat argument has been screwed!!