Sunday, November 18, 2007

Cheerleading in the valley

Six oot of eight of the high school cheerleaders of Ripon were suspended for having the word INDIANS #1 spelled out on their short shorts as they "flashed" the crowd while dancing to Britney Spears "One more Time." The parents are appealing, but the cheerleaders are ecstatic, as they're getting their 10 minutes of fame and publicity for a rather tame stunt. One of the cheerleaders, though, was worried about the suspension, because her grades in the college prep courses weren't so hot, especially in Shakespeare where she was studying "MacBeth."

She should quote her Shakespeare as the cheerleaders response to the vice principal, Mr. Ken Geoken who suspended them.

Lady MacBeth: My royal lord, You do not give the cheer!

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