Women shoplifters try to hide stolen boots in their fat folds

"Ailene Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas loaded up on four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves — all of which they had hidden in their body fat. According to the arresting officer, the clothing was frittered away in “areas of their body where excess skin was, [like] under their chest area and armpits.”"


I wonder if their inspiration of hiding these items in their fat folds came about while they were shopping for lingerie, and maybe, just maybe, they were inspired when they saw this picture.

And then, maybe they figured, they needed some boots to go with it!

Just sayin'.