Mistress Money! $1 million for info on Obama's mistress, Vera Baker!

According to a new report, Republican operatives are looking to pay as much as $1 million to anyone willing to discuss the president's relationship with a 35 year old woman named Vera Baker.

And according to one weekly tabloid, Vera's limo driver is SNITCHING!!! Here's what Vera's limo driver is saying:

"I took [President Obama] to various locations while he was looking for campaign funds. Vera accompanied him to each meeting.

"About 10:30 pm, I drove them to the hotel and they went in together. She didn't ask me to wait or to be taken back to her friend's home - or to her home"
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Look how much nicer the First Lady looks, now that the Prez isn't straying! Unless, she had some airbrushers working on her also! But unlike Nancy, maybe, it was on the before picture!

Remember when Obama was depressed, and I blamed it on Vera Baker's disappearance?

Now they want some money, and the Republicans are paying!

It looks like the stock market is making some Republicans sweat!

Friday, July 31, 2009

Obama's great Depression

What's with Obama saying that he saved us from the next "Great Depression?"

Didn't we have 10,000 banks fail in 1933? 25% unemployment?

Today Obama said they would continue the "cash for clunkers" program. But didn't car production drop 90% in the Great Depression?

Maybe it's time to bring Vera Baker back to perk up the President, so he'll quit miming Bernanke about how they saved us from Great Depression II!