Thursday, October 14, 2010

What's gold worth if it's a currency???

Last I checked, the dollar doesn't pay any interest, and it LOSES value.

So what is that worth?

Less each day!!

The dollar goes down quicker than Obama's numbers.

So what then, is gold worth?

More each day!

And, if you really want to do the math on Ft. Knox gold reserves, (since no-one in our Government will allow an audit of the reserve of gold that aren't in Ft. Knox) let's use Governemnet figures to do a proper job of estimating!

Our government claims that we have 261,499,000  ounces of gold.

So they claim.

They also value the gold at Ft. Knox at $42.22 ounce, which was the price of gold in 1973, two years after Bretton Woods was dumped.

So let's multiply 261.499 million ounces by $42.22 and we get $11.37 billion.

Now if we really had 261.499 million ounces of gold, and we multiped that by the current spot price of $1377 we would have over $360 billion dollars of gold, or about 7x the amount of cash that Apple has on it's balance sheet.

But maybe, Treasury doesn't want to lie, and they value the gold at $42.22 because they don't want to overstate the value of the gold that is in the vaults of Ft. Knox

So if we divide the value that Treasury claims the gold is worth of $11.37 billion, by the spot price of gold of $1377,  then you are left with just 8.26 million ounces, or about half of the amount of gold that either the ECB or India has.

So until we have an audit of Ft. Knox, you can just assume that the Government values the gold at $42 because our Government is attempting to keep some honesty in their figures.

Which is why gold keeps on running.

Because even if Ft. Knox's books weren't cooked, our dollar wouldn't be collapsing as fast as it is, even if we had half of the gold that Treasury says that we do!

Obama said he was going to bring transparency to our Government.

That promise is as good as Treasury's promise on Ft. Knox!

Bot BO's still lucky.

In 2012, he'll still be able to sell his teeth!!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The world explained in one newspaper front page

The rescue of the miners
The headline on the top of the page--Credit Amnesty
The headline on the bottom--Lottery numbers

Still, the most unloved market in history!!!

This stock market is one of the easiest to trade in years, but it is still completely unloved!! You have day-traders and HFT programs trying to scalp pennies, nickels or dimes on a daily basis--because Lord knows these daytraders and HFT algos can't hold something overnight!!

Unexpected things are supposed to happen in a market. Why do you need to take that variable out?

So the market remains unloved.

Even though it keeps trudging higher!!

Hunkerin' down? Or defaulting?

At the end of the Gartman letter today, Dennis had a report this morning about the consumer "hunkerin' down."  I think it is a combination of hunkerin' down and debt defaulting!

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What does the Tokyo Mandarin have to do with GE??

Here's that story:

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The Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Tokyo is turning five years old this December. To commemorate the milestone, the posh hotel in the capital’s central Nihonbashi District is willing to turn over its beds wrapped in 450-thread count sheets from Italy, Michelin-rated restaurants and cocktail bars on the 37th and 38th floors to someone and his or her 500 closest acquaintances for one night. If that certain patron’s pockets run 55 million yen (roughly $672,150) deep, that is...


In an emailed statement to JRT, Christian Hassing, general manager of the Tokyo Mandarin, said the hotel already received inquiries from both individuals and corporate clients in the week since the deal was first announced. “It could indicate that global economic conditions are recuperating at a faster pace than initially anticipated,” Mr. Hassing ventured.

So what does this have to do with GE??

Well, GE reports earnings--and they, as a corporation, have been spending money again. On corporate parties.

Doesn't that mean that GE already knows and sees what the Mandarin Hotel is sensing? That the global economy is turning faster than the pundits thought?

So doesn't that mean, that GE will say better things about the economy going forward when they report earnings this week?

In fact, aren't they required to do that?

After all, they own bubblevision!!

QE 2!!! It's just printing money!!!

Enough already of all these folks wondering how big, what is discounted, and how much QE 2 is.

Just say what it is.

The Fed will print any amount of money, and they'll buy any amount of junk, that any of their buddies own in the nations's banks, until home prices start going up again!!

And all the while, you have Pimco's El-Erian, talking how the escape velocity of the economy isn't strong enough, even though equities went through his brick wall 1,000 points ago on the Dow, and 120 points ago on the S&P.

But darn it all--he'll say his claptrap with a bunch of gravitas!!

And it will take a while for home prices to go up--so get used to equities bubbling higher and higher!!

And get used to Ben buying anything toxic that the banks own. Including their mortgage dreck!!

And that's all I'm going to say about QE2, and that's all you need to know!!

That is, if you want to make money in stocks.

You could always say something else, with gravitas, of course, and lose your ass instead!!

Time to salute the engineers in Chile!!

Time for them to get their own poster!!

Viva Chile!!

Preview of GOOG's earnings

Goldman +ive on MGM raise--and JPM's take


Analysts at Goldman Sachs are calling MGM (NYSE: MGM) capital raise announcement after the close A "strategic positive" as it will reduce net debt to EBITDA.

The firm believes the equity issuance and the sale of Borgata provides some relief on balance sheet concerns. "We estimate the roughly $1 billion in combined proceeds reduces the 2010E net debt to EBITDA ratio from 9.7X to 8.8X," the firm states.

"For investors who wanted the best way to invest in the Las Vegas convention and leisure recovery but stayed away due to balance sheet risk, this capital raise resolves some of these fears," Goldman said.

Goldman also called the Q3 operating results "solid" and they support their view that MGM is making progress on EBITA recovery.

Other catalysts that could move shares shares higher are ahead, including the 2010 IPO of its Macau casino which is still on track, the firm notes.

The firm maintained their Buy rating and $14 price target on MGM.

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Did Obama see the streaker?

The billionaire who promised a streaker $1 million dollars, now wants confirmation from Obama that he actually saw the streaker.

He's acting just like a banker.

Obama saw the streaker?



Obama only sees what is on the teleprompter!!!!

Foreclosuregate

CitiBank Report: Foreclosures Gone Wild

JPM's loan loss provision goes down to 5.1% from 5.3%

Well, at least they don't have to worry about suppressing the price of silver anymore!!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Mortgage Backed Securities are America's Herpes: The gift that keeps on oozing!

Great post by Gonzalo Lira, which encapsulates the mortgage fraud by the bankstas, who take their $144 billion of bonuses while foreclosing John and Jane Doe with manufactured documents:

Last Friday, Bank of America announced that it was suspending all foreclosure proceedings, presumably until further notice. Other banks have already suspended foreclosures in a whole truckload of states. A nationwide moratorium on foreclosures might soon happen—which would be a big deal: Global Financial Crisis, Part II—Longer, Wider and Uncut.

“It’s oozing from where?”

“Man, you guys are fucked.”

But the mainstream media—surprise-surprise—has downplayed the whole shebang. They’re throwing terms out there into the ether, but devoid of context or explanation: “Robo-signings”, “foreclosure mills”, forged signatures, “double booking”, MERS—it’s confusing as all get-out.

So the mainstream media just mentions it casually—“and in other news tonight . . .”—like it’s no big deal: A couple-three lines, lots of complicated, unfamiliar terms, an attitude like it’s a brouhaha over paperwork of all things!—and then zappo-presto-change-o!: They’re showing video footage of a cute koala nursing in the arms of a San Diego zookeeper.
But even the koalas know that something awful is heading America’s way. Smart little critters, they’re heading for the treetops, to get away from this mess.

So what the hell is going on with the God forsaken mortgage mess in the United States?

It’s got a lot of bells and whistles, but it’s basically quite simple: It’s all about the fucking Mortgage Backed Securities (MBS). Again.
So this is what happened, more or less—the short version.

In the crazed frenzy to get as many mortgages securitized during the Oughts, banks took shortcuts with the paperwork necessary for the Mortgage Backed Securities. The reason was because everyone in the chain of this securitization mania got a little piece of the action—a little slice of the MBS pie in the shape of commissions.

So in the name of “improved efficiencies” (and how many horror stories are we finding out, carried out in the name of “improved efficiencies”), banks digitized the mortgage notes—they didn’t physically endorse them, like they were supposed to by the various state and Federal laws.

Plus—once the wave of foreclosures broke, and the holes in this bureaucratic paperwork became evident and relevant—some of the big law firms handling the foreclosures for the banks started doing some document fabrication and signature forgery, in order to cover up the mistakes—which is definitely illegal.

Long story short (since this is the short version): A lot of the foreclosed properties might not have been foreclosed legally. The people evicted might still have a right to their old houses. The new buyers might not actually own the REO’s they bought off the banks. The banks could be on the hook for trillions of dollars, and in the sights of literally millions of lawsuits.

In short: This could become another massive oozing sore, complete with yellow-green pus drip-drip-dripping out of some unmentionable places on the Body Economic.

Now—the long version:

Homeowners can only be foreclosed and evicted from their homes by the person or institution who actually has the loan paper—only the note-holder has legal standing to ask a court to foreclose and evict. Not the mortgage—the note, which is the actual IOU that people sign, promising to pay back the mortgage loan.

Before Mortgage Backed Securities, most mortgage loans were issued by the local Savings & Loan. So the note usually didn’t go anywhere: It stayed in the offices of the S&L down the street.

But once mortgage loan securitization happened, things got sloppy—they got sloppy by the very nature of Mortgage Backed Securities.

The whole purpose of MBS’s was for different investors to have their different risk appetites satiated with different bonds. Some bond customers wanted super-safe bonds with low returns, some others wanted riskier bonds with therefore higher rates of return.

Therefore, as everyone knows, the loans were “bundled” into REMIC’s (Real-Estate Mortgage Investment Conduits, a special vehicle designed to hold the loans for tax purposes), and then “sliced & diced”—split up and put into tranches, according to their likelihood of default, their interest rates, and other characteristics.

This slicing and dicing created “senior tranches”, where the loans would likely be paid in full, if past history of mortgage loan statistics was to be believed. And it also created “junior tranches”, where the loans might well default, again according to past history and statistics. (A whole range of tranches were created, of course, but for purposes of this discussion, we can ignore all those countless other variations.)

These various tranches were sold to different investors, according to their risk appetite. That’s why some of the MBS bonds were rated as safe as Treasury bonds, and others were rated by the ratings agencies as risky as junk bonds.

But here’s the key issue: When an MBS was first created, all the mortgages were pristine—none had defaulted yet, because they were all brand new loans. Statistically, some would default and some others would be paid back in full—but which ones specifically would default? No one knew, of course. If I toss a coin 1,000 times, statistically, 500 tosses the coin will land heads—but what will the result be of, say, the 723rd toss specifically? I dunno.

Same with mortgages.

So in fact, it wasn’t that the riskier loans were in junior tranches and the safer mortgage loans were in the senior tranches: Rather, all the loans were in all the tranches, and if and when a mortgage in a given bundle of mortgages defaulted, the junior tranche holders would take the losses first, and the senior tranche holder take the loss last.

But who was the owner of the junior tranche bond and the senior tranche bond? Two different people. Therefore, the mortgage note was not actually signed over to the bond holder. In fact, it couldn’t be signed over. Because, again, since no one knew which mortgage would default first, it was impossible to assign a specific mortgage to a specific bond.

Therefore, how to make sure the safe mortgage loan stayed with the safe MBS tranche, and the risky and/or defaulting mortgage went to the riskier MBS tranche?

Enter stage right, the famed MERS—the Mortgage Electronic Registration System.

MERS was the repository of these digitized mortgage notes that the banks originated from the actual mortgage loans signed by homebuyers. MERS was jointly owned by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac (yes, those two, again, I know, I know: Like the chlamydia and the gonorrhea of the financial world—you cure ‘em, but they just keep coming back).

The purpose of MERS was to help in the securitization process. Basically, MERS directed defaulting mortgages to the appropriate tranches of mortgage bonds. MERS was essentially the operating table where the digitized mortgage notes were sliced and diced and rearranged so as to create the Mortgage Backed Securities. Think of MERS as Dr. Frankenstein’s operating table, where the beast got put together.

However, legally—and this is the important part—MERS didn’t hold any mortgage note: The true owner of the mortgage notes should have been the REMIC’s.

But the REMIC’s didn’t own the note either, because of a fluke of the ratings agencies: The REMIC’s had to be “bankruptcy remote”, in order to get the precious ratings needed to peddle Mortgage Backed Securities to insitutional investors.

So somewhere between the REMIC’s and the MERS, the chain of title was broken.

Now, what does “broken chain of title” mean? Simple: When a homebuyer signs a mortgage, the key document is the note. As I said before, it’s the actual IOU. In order for the mortgage note to be sold or transferred to someone else (and therefore turned into a Mortgage Backed Security), this document has to be physically endorsed to the next person. All of these signatures on the note are called the “chain of title”.

You can endorse the note as many times as you please—but you have to have a clear chain of title right on the actual note: I sold the note to Moe, who sold it to Larry, who sold it to Curly, and all our notarized signatures are actually, physically on the note, one after the other.

If for whatever reason, any of these signatures is skipped, then the chain of title is said to be broken. Therefore, legally, the mortgage note is no longer valid. That is, the person who took out the mortgage loan to pay for the house no longer owes the loan, because he no longer knows whom to pay.

To repeat: If the chain of title of the note is broken, then the borrower no longer owes any money on the loan.

Read that last sentence again, please. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

You read it again? Good: Now you see the can of worms that’s opening up.

The broken chain of title wouldn’t have been an issue if there hadn’t been an unusual number of foreclosures. Before the housing bubble collapse, the people who defaulted on their mortgages wouldn’t have bothered to check to see that the paperwork was in order.

But as everyone knows, following the housing collapse of 2007–‘10-and-counting, there’s been a boatload of foreclosures—and foreclosures on a lot of people who weren’t sloppy bums who skipped out on their mortgage payments, but smart and cautious people who got squeezed by circumstances.

These people started contesting their foreclosures and evictions, and so started looking into the chain of title issue . . . and that’s when the paperwork became important. So the chain of title became important. So the botched paperwork became a non-trivial issue.

Now, the banks had hired “foreclosure mills”—law firms that specialized in foreclosures—in order to handle the massive volume of foreclosures and evictions that occurred because of the Housing Crisis. The foreclosure mills, as one would expect, were the first to spot the broken chain of titles.

Well, hell, whaddaya know—turns out that these foreclosure mills might have faked and falsified documentation, so as to fraudulently repair the chain-of-title issue, thereby “proving” that the banks had judicial standing to foreclose on a delinquent mortgage. These foreclosure mills might have even forged the loan note itself—

—wait, why am I hedging? The foreclosure mills actually, deliberately and categorically faked and falsified documents, in order to expedite these foreclosures and evictions. Yves Smith at naked capitalism, who has been all over this story, put up a price list for this “service” from a company called DocX—yes, a price list for forged documents. Talk about your one-stop shopping!

So in other words, a massive fraud was carried out, with the inevitable innocent bystander getting caught up in this fraud: The guy who got foreclosed and evicted from his home in Florida, even though he didn’t actually have a mortgage, and in fact owned his house free-and-clear. The family that was foreclosed and evicted, even though they had a perfect mortgage payment record. Et cetera, depressing et cetera.

Now, the reason this all came to light is not because enough people were getting screwed that the banks or the government or someone with power saw what was going on, and decided to put a stop to it—that would have been nice, to see a shining knight in armor, riding on a white horse.

But that’s not how America works nowadays.

No, alarm bells started going off when the title insurance companies started to refuse to insure the title.

In every sale, a title insurance company insures that the title is free-and-clear: That the prospective buyer is in fact buying a properly vetted house, with its title issues all in order. Title insurance companies stopped providing their service because—of course—they didn’t want to expose themselves to the risk that the chain-of-title had been broken, and that the bank had illegally foreclosed on the previous owner.

That’s when things started gettin’ innerestin’: That’s when the Attorneys General of various states started snooping around and making noises (elections are coming up, after all).

The fact that Ally Financial (formerly GMAC), JP Morgan Chase, and now Bank of America have suspended foreclosures signals that this is a serious problem—obviously. Banks that size, with that much exposure to foreclosed properties, don’t suspend foreclosures just because they’re good corporate citizens who want to do the right thing, with all the paperwork in strict order—they’re halting their foreclosures for a reason.

The move by the United States Congress last week, to sneak by the Interstate Recognition of Notarizations Act? That was all the banking lobby—they wanted to shove down that law, so that their foreclosure mills’ forged and fraudulent documents would not be scrutinized by out-of-state judges. (The spineless cowards in the Senate carried out their Master’s will by a voice vote—so that there’d be no registry of who had voted for it, and therefore no accountability, the corrupt pricks.)

And President Obama’s pocket veto of the measure? He had to veto it—if he’d signed it, there would have been political hell to pay, plus it would have been challenged almost immediately, and likely overturned as un-Constitutional in short order. (The jug-eared milquetoast didn’t even have the gumption to veto it—he pocket vetoed it.)

As soon as the White House announced the pocket veto—the very next day!—Bank of America halted all foreclosures, nationwide.

Why do you think that happened? Because the banks are screwed—again. By the same fucking thing as the last time—the fucking Mortgage Backed Securities!

The reason the banks are fucked again is, if they’ve been foreclosing on people they didn’t have the legal right to foreclose on, then those people have the right to get their houses back. And the people who bought those foreclosed houses from the bank might not actually own the houses they paid for.

And it won’t matter if a particular case—or even most cases—were on the up-and-up: It won’t matter if most of the foreclosures and evictions were truly because the homeowner failed to pay his mortgage. The fraud committed by the foreclosure mills casts enough doubt that now, all foreclosures come into question. Not only that, all mortgages come into question.

People still haven’t figured out what this all means—but I’ll tell you: If enough mortgage-paying homeowners realize that they may be able to get out of their mortgage loan and keep their house, scott-free? Shit, that’s basically a license to halt payments right the fuck now. That’s basically a license to tell the banks to fuck off.

What are the banks gonna do—try to foreclose and then evict you? Show me the paper, motherfucker, will be all you need to say.

This is a major, major crisis. This makes Lehman’s bankruptcy look like a spring rain, compared to this hurricane. And if this isn’t handled right—and handled right quick, in the next couple of weeks on the outside—this crisis could also spell the end of the mortgage business altogether. Of banking altogether. Hell, of civil society. What do you think happens in a country when the citizens realize they don’t need to pay their debts?

If this isn’t handled right, then this will be the second leg down, in the American Death Spiral.

Oh dear Lord, he said, calm yet despondent. Look at it, he said. I mean just look at it! Have you ever seen anything like it?!?
No, said the koala—truthfully. And you know, uh . . . it’s . . . It’s pretty disgusting, actually. So would you mind putting that thing away?
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Link for live rescue of Chilean miners

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Where is the pimp from Hudson Securities today???

That pimped MGM down yesterday??

With his call not worth two cents, from the firm not worth ten cents!

That got  this name to trade under 13???

Whoops--It's now at almost $14!!

As I advertised yesterday--the action in this number, and the suspicious downgrade, means that when half the float is short, that the desperation is starting to get excruciating, for the idiot brigade that loves to short MGM!!!

Goldman keeps Mosaic target at 60


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I flipped the rest of my October calls! Bought when MOS was at 53!!

Sometimes you have to take the eight bagger!!

But I'm still positioned for November.

Even though management will do anything to avoid a take-out!

Buying a little CREE

I think this has corrected long enough already.

Buying Citrix

OK--enough of this "cloud scare."

CTXS is at a good entry point.

Take it!

Unless of course, you don't want what Wall Street gives away!!

Booyahhh!!!